It’s been said to me that I should be a fat kid… I’ve actually heard this multiple times.

This all has to do with the fact that I eat a crazy amount of food and calories every day. Like, it’s probably really disgusting to watch me eat anything basically.

But I was blessed with my mom’s amazing metabolism. A lot of people say that it will all catch up to me - which I highly doubt. My mom weighs the same she does in high school and she’s in her 50s. I’m very similar to her in terms of body type, so I’m not concerned. I’ve been this way since I was a little kid, and I’m in my early 20s and still nothing has changed.

However, since it’s impossible for me to gain weight - a couple thousand calories of food a day and not a pound I gain - it’s been determined that all the fat must go somewhere. Thus, I’ve deduced that all my calories are consumed by me, but the actual weight goes to another dimension.

Yes, my stomach is a black hole.